Laubeh Inc

posted by Willwolf on Jun 13

Haha. You tell me instead coz I really don’t know.

posted by Willwolf on Jun 11

Got this from an email. After reading this, I have to question this. “Are guys really that bad?”

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.

If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition or spirit to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that’s not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends”. A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend. Don’t settle.

If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don’t stay because you think “it will get better.” You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who’ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.

He didn’t marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat You any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you,speak up.

Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man’s behaviour.Change comes from within.

Don’t EVER make him feel he is more important than you are… even if he has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else’s man.

If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending…compromise is a two Way street.

You need time to heal between relationships…there is nothing cute about baggage… deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you…a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals…look for someone complimentary…not supplementary.

Dating is fun…even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes…when a man always know where you are,

And you’re always readily available to him – he takes it for granted. Isn’t this TRUE!!!!!

Never move into his mother’s house.

Never co-sign for a man.

Don’t fully commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Gee, it sure sounds like those Singaporean girls if they practice this attitude. No wonder Singaporean men want China girls la. Just joking. Don’t be too sensitive.

posted by Willwolf on Feb 13

Long time no update. Might as well do something to keep it running. For those hentai oyajis who like to watch Japanese AV, please learn more about the language to enable you to have a better understanding of the situation.

In another words, STOP WITH THE YAMATE!!! There’s other words to learn besides yamate, ok? For those who is still ignorant, “yamate” means “stop”. Therefore, it’s not wise to use yamete when you’re fucking your Japanese girlfriend because she will think you’re crazy to stop during the making love session.

So next time if you’re fucking your Japanese girlfriend (as if you can), then use the approriate word. Try using “kimochi?” as in asking her. If she replies “kimochi” then you’re doing a good job and do continue to fuck her hard but if she screams back “ittai” then most probrably you’re fucking her ass.

If you’re about to come then use “iku“. Better still, ask her if she’s about to come and use “iku?“. If she screams back “iku” then for goodness sake keep pumping into her and don’t come first. If she replies back with “Huh?” and busy reading shinbun then you got a fucking problem, literally.

Summary:
kimochi = feel, sensation
iku = come
ittai = pain
shinbun = newspaper

So to all of you sukebe oyaji, remember to practice more. Until next update, ja ne.

posted by Willwolf on Jan 3

Ah, the days of visiting brothels are soon gone and now enters the age of internet. Now it’s home delivery prostitution. My goodness, what will they think of next? SMS service?

Received this from an email. I didn’t make this up.

posted by Willwolf on Dec 13

Wingz is selling this hot new item and he recommends it specially for the deaf and hearing impaired. You can even use it to get up after your one night stand without waking your sex partner.

You can get this item for only RM100!! It’s a steal!!

It’s a great Christmas gift too!!

Note : All profit proceedings will be donated to Laubeh’s fund for sex orgy.

posted by Willwolf on Dec 12

I’ve just found one special pub in town. I highly recommend to guys who love to drink non-stop. Best part is you don’t have to visit the loo. They built the loo at the bar for your convenience. Want to know where? Buy me a drink then I’ll tell you la.

posted by Willwolf on Dec 10

Need we explain further?

Girls

Guys

Ooooo … painful

Submitted by Loc Kee Trading

posted by Willwolf on Dec 9

If a woman wants to have sex with a guy, she just need to say “Come fuck me” and the guy will turn on easily.

If a guy wants to have sex with a woman, he have to buy her dinner, take her to movie, buy her a surprise present and chances of having sex is less than 10% because she has too many buttons to be worked out.

See what I mean? So where’s the damn manual?

posted by Willwolf on Nov 13

To the sick person who nicknamed itself GOD and left 2 moderated comments, your comment will not be approved because you are using God’s name. If you want to play God, go play The Sim2.

If you don’t like the way we write about boobs and asses, then why you come here for? Worse yet, why bother leaving a comment with fake email address like GoToHell@god.com?

From day 1, this specific blog i.e. Laubeh Inc is meant to be an outlet specifically about various sex related topics and to separate it away from our main blog. This will enable people who are not comfortable about reading sex stuff to read our main blog without the hamsap elements.

Please be reminded that this blog is to be read by matured and open minded readers. If you’re so unhappy about the lack of political correctness on women being portrayed in here, then please visit other blogs. Heck, you can even visit our main blogs.

Just like my previous story about 2 monks, it’s you who can’t even get pass your own guilt.

Humiliating the female race by posting appealing pictures? Phtuii!! You don’t even know the real meaning of humiliation.

Sexy pictures of women is nothing compared to real issues like wife beater, rapes, forced prostitution and discrimination. These issues still exist in our society and that’s the real humiliation because people like you put the wrong priority to look into and give excuses to justify your reasoning. I personally took plenty pictures of sexy women and they liked it because those pictures portray them as sexy AND beautiful. Heck, these women even complained about their own boobs not big enough or their ass not firm/round enough. So tell me, what humiliation and to who?

This girl wants to show off her panties because she feels sexy. It’s her decision, not yours. Who feels humiliation? You or her?

And this girl deliberately posed this way to show off her assets (I didn’t ask her to do it). She don’t feel embarrass about it. Do you feel embarrassed?

This model looks sexy and beautiful. Is she an embarrassment to female race? Maybe should ban make-ups and camera too because they’re the tools to humiliate females.

Cool, I get to reject moderated comment especially with fake people like you. Muahaha!!!

Ok, enough with you and STOP playing god.

Updated on 14/11@1:31am : The last 2 sentence was a bit out of place. I was too blur as I stayed up until 5:46am that night la. I was supposed to add in few more insults to the fella but too tired to continue. Anyway, the main message is I don’t entertain idiots using fake names and since it is unknown (because the fella has no gender), it’ll remain unknown. To other guys, sorry about this. Let’s get back to our regular program minus the assholes, shall we?

posted by Willwolf on Oct 31

Halloween. Usually celebrated on the night of 31st October.

Normally in America, children dressed in costumes and going door-to-door to collect candy. Halloween is supposed to be the most scariest night with all the spirits and ghouls roaming around.

Me? I wish we can celebrate Halloween in a more …. adult fashion.

Pubs and disco will be filled with people, maybe dressed up as She-devils or even go topless. I can sit there and go ga-ga gawking at those titties spotlights.

It’s going to be a wild night if it happens. Heck, maybe I can pick up a chick.

Picking up a one night stand can’t be that scary. Chances of you bringing a psycho chick to bed and later might chop your head off when she finds out you’re married might be rare. Heck, might not even happen but these type of women definitely are scarier than all the ghouls in this world.

But still, they’re not the scariest. In fact, the most scariest part is actually by one human and not by any ghost.

The most scariest part is to have a powerful leader in the world running loose like a blood thirsty cowboy, sucking the very essense of peace.

A scary leader who uses the wrong checklist.

A scary leader who uses the wrong info/reason to attack a country.

Now that’s scary. Happy Halloween!!

(Willwolf is talking non-sense because he wants to find an excuse to see those …. spotlights.)