Laubeh Inc

posted by Willwolf on Sep 2

True or not? Hahaha

posted by Willwolf on Jul 15

Laubeh group had a dinner event recently in one of the laubeh secret location. It was an exciting event. Of course there will be photographs la.

This laubeh kena lap dance kau kau

Fuyoh, jilat …

To pull or not to pull.

Ok, who’s the next event’s organiser?

posted by Willwolf on Jun 12

Question : What makes a man happy?

Answer : Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing Person.

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Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?

Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble

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Question : What’s the 7 most important quality to be a perfect wife?

Answer to women : Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized

Answer for men :  In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

posted by Willwolf on Mar 25

Yes, we laubehs know what you’ve been searching for …

posted by Willwolf on Mar 24

I’ve received this email and thought of sharing with you guys.

From The Daily Bla-Bla-land

MAS hits back!! New cabin crew uniforms to stall Fernandes

Kelana Jaya, Tues – There are wide-spread rumours that the Malaysian government may be forced to hire Tony Fernandes – the successful head of AirAsia – as the man to turn around Malaysia Airlines, the ailing national carrier of Malaysia.

Malaysia Airlines, in return, has hit back, saying that the only way to beat AirAsia is to join them. Hence, they have announced – as part of a package to lower their operating cost – new uniforms for the cabin crew on domestic as well as international flights.

According to a reliable sourc e within the airline, the philosophy behind the new design is that with less material used, the airlines will incur lower cost. Moreover, it could help increase passenger load although the source refused to explain how.

The design of the uniforms has been passed by the airlines’ board of directors but has yet to be approved by the Ministry of Transport. The source added that some ministry officials have requested a chartered flight to Hawaii with a set of crew clothed in the new uniforms. This will give them a closer ‘look-and-feel’ of the ambience inside the aircraft.

Attached are some photos snapped by the source who was on that chartered flight to Hawaii

Don’t dream so much. We all know the above is NOT TRUE. So don’t be so stupid and ask Malaysia Airline about the new uniform even if you really like it (ahem).

posted by egghead on Nov 25

Hmmm… for many years… many people have been trying to figure out a way to keep their “papayas” from “dropping” or “falling”.

Out of the clear blue sky, orchard owner, Ah Wingz has came up with a ingenius idea and he thinks he’s finally got it! In fact, many companies have been approaching in order to buy over his “creative and yet innovative” technology!!

Since Ah Wingz is a life-member of Lau Beh Inc, all his innovations and ideas will be copyrighted and owned by the club. So for all money-making companies out here, you can liase with our chief PR, nicknamed Sotong for business opportunities!

We offer exclusive first-hand sneak-preview of our state-of-the-art latest innovation to keep your “papayas” from “dropping”!! (as usual, scroll down lor )

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Tang Tang Tang… Tang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Buaya69 on Nov 22

Buaya69 says… “This community message is brought to you by Laubeh Inc. Jom! Minum!”

posted by Willwolf on Oct 22

Recently, Buaya69 kena diu by his doter for his kneecap wound. Mrs oso said “Padan muka“.

What they both don’t know that he tried to do the most difficult stunt with his motorbike.

But this stunt siapa pun boleh perform. And so Buaya69 tried something new to up the ante. He managed to convince one of his female fans to ride with him. In fact, he even managed to get the girl to strip naked!

Alas, like all of us guys, we have our weakness. We just can’t take our eyes off the tetek and that’s how Buaya got his kneecap bloodied. Laubeh Inc has enforced a safety requirement for Buaya69 should he perform the stunt again and that is to put in additional wheel.

Another Laubeh advise. Take heed.

posted by Willwolf on Oct 19

Calling all Laubehs. I was hired to help out a function in Bukit Jilat and the organizer is having a beauty queen competition. Problem is I need to find volunteers to help out especially escorting the leng luis (pretty girls). We have roughly 122 contestant but only 30 staff members. The details of the job as follows -

Job title : Contestant Escort
Job requirement : To escort contestant around the stage and performance area.
Salary : Zero. It’s a volunteer job.
Start work : 31st October

What kind of contest? Well …. take a look for yourself
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If you’re interested, please send your resume to laubeh@gmail.com and you will be contacted soon.

posted by Buaya69 on Oct 17

Buaya69 says… O_o”