posted by Willwolf on Sep 15
It’s been such a long hiatus and the rest of the members oso sleeping. Sigh. Guess I’ll have to be the one to update regularly
Ok, I will try to update this site on a weekly basis with stuff meant for guys only. If you don’t see an update on a weekly basis, then it’s your turn to update it. Haha.
posted by Buaya69 on Nov 17
Hot off the internet!
Go here http://eyeris.blogspot.com/ and download the Year 2006 PPS Calendar Girls. I am gonna make them into my monthly wallpapers liao. What? I need to check the dates mah, hehehe. many thanks to Eyeris and Erna
And then I wondered, should there be a Year 2006 PPS Pot-Bellied Calendar Men? Or Year 2006 PPS SexyMales? No? But I guess the next practical evolution would be the Year 2006 Hot SAHMs Calendar, agree? All Laubeh’s who agree to have Year 2006 Hot SAHMs Calendar, say “Mau Mau Mau!”
But due to lack of resources, we probably need to sub-contract to Lilian. However, she may just turn our idea into Year 2006 Hot Tigress Calendar! So how? For this matter, we seek the advise of our resourceful member, Egghead aka Sotong. FYI, Egghead has risen in laubeh rank to become “Auntie Killer”. Kudos kudos.
So having said that, us Laubeh’s have three choices. Option 1, make a Year 2006 Calendar of Laubeh KIDS, or Option 2, we go Midvalley and snap snap snap laubehuit pictures. Option 3, we send our Auntie Killer into the Tigress den. Frankly, I prefer option 2…. and then burn into CD-Rom. 
Buaya69 says…”My Canon IXUS40 is ready, muahahahar!”
posted by Willwolf on Nov 15
It’s a black day. Wingz is under attack. It’s damn bad until we call it 11/15 attack. Just because he wrote something, someone threaten to sue him.
Like that oso want to sue meh?
Wingz oredi spend his money on hamsap activities liao la. Where got money to defend? To enable Wingz a fighting chance to defend himself, please donate to Wingz’s legal aid fund.
Support Wingz! A rich USD100/day pro-blogger is bullying a Rupiah100/day poor-blogger. Cannot let this happen to fellow Laubeh! Laubeh Inc, gather!!
posted by Willwolf on Nov 9
image taken from The Star
Guys! Don’t just do it in bed, look for a new spot to do it. Who says Malaysia is rigid when comes to sex? Kekeke
You can do it in the toilet because it’s a “quickie” but don’t get caught like in Zouk incident. Muahaha.
If not, organize your own party. Orgy party preferably!!
Can do it in a bus oso. Take the midnight trip and do it in the backseats. More thrill mah.
You can do it in your car but don’t park at those garden/park because got MIB spying with night vision camera. Go find other place like carparks.
In front of camera? Hire me la. I’ll be your photographer. Muahahaha.
Let’s see ….
Toilet – done
Car – done
Garden/Park – done
Office – done
Alleyways – done
Wah sei, I still have a long way to go oso. Next, bring lover to the beach. Muahahaha
posted by Buaya69 on Oct 27
Yesterday evening over MSN….
Buaya69: The Laubeh Committee meeting is now in session. First on the agenda is “welcoming egghead”.
Willwolf: Egghead, we have our initiation rites, just like any other respectable “societies”.
Egghead: wah, like dis oso got one ar?
Willwolf: yes, yes. First test, you must click on this link (http://bla bla bla) and give us your comments.
Egghead: ok
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Egghead: KNN CCB FUCKERS PUKE PUKE PUKE KNN CCB MCH!
Wingz: bwahahahaha!
Buaya69: kakakakaka
Willwolf: awwoooooo!
Egghead: You guys teruk!
Wingz: OK, egghead passed the first test. Remember, you must NOT tell anyone about that site. Or else, the consequences could be like that. MUahahahahahahr!
Egghead: ok ok. -_-”
Buaya69: 2nd test. Now you go to this site and give us your comments (http:// aci acor).
Egghead: woi! another one ar? I dunno can tahan or not! KNN MCH!
Willwolf: We need strong members. Go click lar!
Egghead: ok ok
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Egghead: hehehe 
Wingz: ok, he passed the 2nd test. Welcome onboard Egghead!
Egghead: thank you thank you.
Buaya69: OK, next on the agenda is membership codenames.
Wingz: woi, apa ni? wat tokking you?
Willwolf: bro, all laubeh members must have an ANIMAL name, to express our prowess. For example, I am Wolf! awwwoooooo!
Buaya69: Yes, and I am the Buaya! snap snap!
Wingz: _I_ you lar
Willwolf: hehehe, we shall now decide an animal name for Wingz first.
Egghead: Guys, I gotta cabut. See ya all tomorrow.
Wingz: ok lar egghead, bye!
—–Egghead has left the conversation—–
Wingz: apa name you guys wanna give me?
Willwolf: wingz… how about Batty? wingz = bat… the blood sucker!
Buaya69: more like tetekz sucker to me.
Wingz: MCH!
Willwolf: hahahaha
Buaya69: i know i know! Wingz shall be known as Eagle… coz he likes to spread eagle the babes
Willwolf: yes yes! then we have air, sea and land operations
Buaya69: oi, i river lar
Willwolf: oh ya, i forgot, hehe
Wingz: eagle eh? good good, i accept! how about egghead?
Buaya69: since we got air, river and land, we need sea
Willwolf: how about killer whale egghead?
Buaya69: nah, not hamsap enough. i know i know!
Wingz: you again ar? dius!
Buaya69: let’s call egghead, the octopus! can raba here and there… 
Willwolf: kakakakaka!
Wingz: ROTFLMAO! Fulat!
Buaya69: so it’s done? Egghead shall now be known as The Octopus! muahahahar!
-The End-
Buaya69, signing off!
posted by Wingz on Oct 24
I saw this chick, what makes me notice her is that we are at a Beach Resort and she got a scarf!! then i look see look see … I think i saw camel toe !!! so i fast ifast take pikchure la …. can u guys see the camel toe anot ?
Then after a while she turn sideway … woohooo!!! HER ASS !!! I TELL YOU !!! DEM FIRM !!!! the BEST ASS I have ever seen !!!! if your nose is not bleeding by now, you are definitely gay ok ?!!
Then she turn around and show me her round firm ASS !!!! OMFG!!! THE LEGS!!! THE ASS!!!! *No Laubeh can resist* !!!!! *Laubehuets*
posted by Willwolf on Oct 21
Good afternoon young and old buayas.
KNN News got the latest scoop on the activities of the blogging mommies. Apparently, there seems to be a rumour going that they will form a new group to counter the growing threats of Laubeh Inc.
Is doom coming?
These mommies will be armed with their latest armour and weaponaries from their leader, 5Xmom. As usual, one of our spy has succumbed from a bra-inflicted wound and brought us a rare photo of their leader unmask.
Don’t worry guys. We will be prepared.
Err, we will eventually be prepared la. So don’t worry guys. We still have the ultimate weapon and they will fall like flies. Presenting our ultimate weapon …
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The “Sales Sign”. We’ll just setup the “SALES” sign everywhere. HAHAHAHA.
posted by Willwolf on Oct 15
Good afternoon,
This just came in from the Laubeh Inc KNN News. A fellow Laubeh has infiltrated the women’s camp and retrieved their latest goal. Unfortunately, our spy has been tortured and almost didn’t make it out to give us this hot news.
Our spy did manage to take a snap shot of the women latest goal. Please be forewarned.
And in another news flash, all of the member of Laubeh Inc are very proud of Buaya69 with his latest obsession of cool superbikes. He got himself one superbike which comes along with two sexy accessories.
Laubeh Inc salutes you!!