You must have a cute face that can melt a guy’s heart.

A stunning body that can raise the living dead.

A pair of eyes that sends a powerful connection.

Those interested can send your profiles to laubeh@gmail.com. As for the guys, you can also contribute ya.

Another cuci mata session done.

Note : Now you know why I love photography le

Ok, I will try to update this site on a weekly basis with stuff meant for guys only. If you don’t see an update on a weekly basis, then it’s your turn to update it. Haha.

This laubeh kena lap dance kau kau

Fuyoh, jilat …

To pull or not to pull.

Ok, who’s the next event’s organiser?

Let’s start off with these girls.

Who the heck was the designer for these girls’ costumes? Why kenot see valley wan?

Some guys prefer to take photos with the Race Queens. I prefer to take candid shots. Muahaha

I really wanted to go up to this Race Queen and tell her to adjust her skirt but I don’t know how to translate that to Japanese la. So I let it be lor.

Nice curve. Agree?

Torpedoes armed and ready

Seriously, I’m still wondering whether they’d insert in tissues. Seems out of place le.

Wah, if these were see-thrus …..

Hmm, she must be wondering if there’s anything peeking out. Muahaha

Hmm, “Endless” ah?

Can see? Can see? G-string wor.

Not fair, I tell you. These Race Queen flash her butts to the Japanese photographer while we’re not allowed to take. NOT FAIR!!

See la. One row of RQ for you to take pics.

World cup mari liao

While the guy watches the girls, some guys with me were watching something else.

If only more of our local girls like her to come out and compete with the Race Queens. Hmm, wishful thinking …

For more pics, pergi visit my gallery lor.

Haha. You tell me instead coz I really don’t know.

Answer : Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing Person.

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Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?

Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble

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Question : What’s the 7 most important quality to be a perfect wife?

Answer to women : Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized

Answer for men :  In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.

If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition or spirit to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that’s not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends”. A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend. Don’t settle.

If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.

Don’t stay because you think “it will get better.” You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Avoid men who’ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.

He didn’t marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat You any differently?

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.

Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you,speak up.

Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man’s behaviour.Change comes from within.

Don’t EVER make him feel he is more important than you are… even if he has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.

Never let a man define who you are.

Never borrow someone else’s man.

If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you.

A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending…compromise is a two Way street.

You need time to heal between relationships…there is nothing cute about baggage… deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you…a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals…look for someone complimentary…not supplementary.

Dating is fun…even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes…when a man always know where you are,

And you’re always readily available to him – he takes it for granted. Isn’t this TRUE!!!!!

Never move into his mother’s house.

Never co-sign for a man.

Don’t fully commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Gee, it sure sounds like those Singaporean girls if they practice this attitude. No wonder Singaporean men want China girls la. Just joking. Don’t be too sensitive.

Not your taste? Ok, maybe a little fat especially the elephant leg. How about this one?

Got show half ball wor. Still too old looking? Ok next one.

Nice looking body mah. Still not your taste?

Sweet looking mah. Perky summore. Or this?

This?

Too sweet? Then this one la.

How about this one? One of my fav.

Still not right for you? Sigh

Then you’re either a woman or a bloody gay.