Laubeh Inc

posted by Willwolf on Oct 31

Halloween. Usually celebrated on the night of 31st October.

Normally in America, children dressed in costumes and going door-to-door to collect candy. Halloween is supposed to be the most scariest night with all the spirits and ghouls roaming around.

Me? I wish we can celebrate Halloween in a more …. adult fashion.

Pubs and disco will be filled with people, maybe dressed up as She-devils or even go topless. I can sit there and go ga-ga gawking at those titties spotlights.

It’s going to be a wild night if it happens. Heck, maybe I can pick up a chick.

Picking up a one night stand can’t be that scary. Chances of you bringing a psycho chick to bed and later might chop your head off when she finds out you’re married might be rare. Heck, might not even happen but these type of women definitely are scarier than all the ghouls in this world.

But still, they’re not the scariest. In fact, the most scariest part is actually by one human and not by any ghost.

The most scariest part is to have a powerful leader in the world running loose like a blood thirsty cowboy, sucking the very essense of peace.

A scary leader who uses the wrong checklist.

A scary leader who uses the wrong info/reason to attack a country.

Now that’s scary. Happy Halloween!!

(Willwolf is talking non-sense because he wants to find an excuse to see those …. spotlights.)

posted by Willwolf on Oct 28

Normally I don’t forward chain emails. Since this is about friendship, I guess it’s best to share in here.

I post this because all of you laubehs are important to me. I offer you ….

A string of friendship

Another for love

One for money

One for happiness

One for popularity

One for knowledge

One for beauty

One for family

One for honesty

And the last one for long life

If you send it to 2 persons, your wish will materialize during the year,

To 5 , it will be in three months

More than 15, it will materialize tomorrow

So I’m posting this way, sure materialize immediately wan

I am not superstitious. But I know it is nice to receive strings so… I’m sending back to you guys. Kekeke. Actually, I just want to share the photos. Nice ass. Muahaha

posted by Buaya69 on Oct 27

Yesterday evening over MSN….

Buaya69: The Laubeh Committee meeting is now in session. First on the agenda is “welcoming egghead”.

Willwolf: Egghead, we have our initiation rites, just like any other respectable “societies”.

Egghead: wah, like dis oso got one ar?

Willwolf: yes, yes. First test, you must click on this link (http://bla bla bla) and give us your comments.

Egghead: ok

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Egghead: KNN CCB FUCKERS PUKE PUKE PUKE KNN CCB MCH!

Wingz: bwahahahaha!

Buaya69: kakakakaka

Willwolf: awwoooooo!

Egghead: You guys teruk!

Wingz: OK, egghead passed the first test. Remember, you must NOT tell anyone about that site. Or else, the consequences could be like that. MUahahahahahahr!

Egghead: ok ok. -_-”

Buaya69: 2nd test. Now you go to this site and give us your comments (http:// aci acor).

Egghead: woi! another one ar? I dunno can tahan or not! KNN MCH!

Willwolf: We need strong members. Go click lar!

Egghead: ok ok
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Egghead: hehehe

Wingz: ok, he passed the 2nd test. Welcome onboard Egghead!

Egghead: thank you thank you.

Buaya69: OK, next on the agenda is membership codenames.

Wingz: woi, apa ni? wat tokking you?

Willwolf: bro, all laubeh members must have an ANIMAL name, to express our prowess. For example, I am Wolf! awwwoooooo!

Buaya69: Yes, and I am the Buaya! snap snap!

Wingz: _I_ you lar

Willwolf: hehehe, we shall now decide an animal name for Wingz first.

Egghead: Guys, I gotta cabut. See ya all tomorrow.

Wingz: ok lar egghead, bye!

—–Egghead has left the conversation—–

Wingz: apa name you guys wanna give me?

Willwolf: wingz… how about Batty? wingz = bat… the blood sucker!

Buaya69: more like tetekz sucker to me.

Wingz: MCH!

Willwolf: hahahaha

Buaya69: i know i know! Wingz shall be known as Eagle… coz he likes to spread eagle the babes

Willwolf: yes yes! then we have air, sea and land operations

Buaya69: oi, i river lar

Willwolf: oh ya, i forgot, hehe

Wingz: eagle eh? good good, i accept! how about egghead?

Buaya69: since we got air, river and land, we need sea

Willwolf: how about killer whale egghead?

Buaya69: nah, not hamsap enough. i know i know!

Wingz: you again ar? dius!

Buaya69: let’s call egghead, the octopus! can raba here and there…

Willwolf: kakakakaka!

Wingz: ROTFLMAO! Fulat!

Buaya69: so it’s done? Egghead shall now be known as The Octopus! muahahahar!

-The End-

Buaya69, signing off!

posted by Wingz on Oct 24

I saw this chick, what makes me notice her is that we are at a Beach Resort and she got a scarf!! then i look see look see … I think i saw camel toe !!! so i fast ifast take pikchure la …. can u guys see the camel toe anot ?

Then after a while she turn sideway … woohooo!!! HER ASS !!! I TELL YOU !!! DEM FIRM !!!! the BEST ASS I have ever seen !!!! if your nose is not bleeding by now, you are definitely gay ok ?!!

Then she turn around and show me her round firm ASS !!!! OMFG!!! THE LEGS!!! THE ASS!!!! *No Laubeh can resist* !!!!! *Laubehuets*

posted by Willwolf on Oct 22

Recently, Buaya69 kena diu by his doter for his kneecap wound. Mrs oso said “Padan muka“.

What they both don’t know that he tried to do the most difficult stunt with his motorbike.

But this stunt siapa pun boleh perform. And so Buaya69 tried something new to up the ante. He managed to convince one of his female fans to ride with him. In fact, he even managed to get the girl to strip naked!

Alas, like all of us guys, we have our weakness. We just can’t take our eyes off the tetek and that’s how Buaya got his kneecap bloodied. Laubeh Inc has enforced a safety requirement for Buaya69 should he perform the stunt again and that is to put in additional wheel.

Another Laubeh advise. Take heed.

posted by Willwolf on Oct 21

Good afternoon young and old buayas.

KNN News got the latest scoop on the activities of the blogging mommies. Apparently, there seems to be a rumour going that they will form a new group to counter the growing threats of Laubeh Inc.

Is doom coming?

These mommies will be armed with their latest armour and weaponaries from their leader, 5Xmom. As usual, one of our spy has succumbed from a bra-inflicted wound and brought us a rare photo of their leader unmask.

Don’t worry guys. We will be prepared.

Err, we will eventually be prepared la. So don’t worry guys. We still have the ultimate weapon and they will fall like flies. Presenting our ultimate weapon …
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The “Sales Sign”. We’ll just setup the “SALES” sign everywhere. HAHAHAHA.

posted by Willwolf on Oct 20

Ok, quick survey. Earlier, 3 blogging fathers came out with an idea to form a group which in the end called Laubeh. Problem is we did not standarized the chinese character for laubeh. Which of the following represents Laubeh?

1. 老爸

2. 老人

3. 老伯

Woi, I’m not chinese ed la. Nor can I converse in Hokkien le. Help! Help! Hahahaha

posted by Willwolf on Oct 19

Calling all Laubehs. I was hired to help out a function in Bukit Jilat and the organizer is having a beauty queen competition. Problem is I need to find volunteers to help out especially escorting the leng luis (pretty girls). We have roughly 122 contestant but only 30 staff members. The details of the job as follows -

Job title : Contestant Escort
Job requirement : To escort contestant around the stage and performance area.
Salary : Zero. It’s a volunteer job.
Start work : 31st October

What kind of contest? Well …. take a look for yourself
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If you’re interested, please send your resume to laubeh@gmail.com and you will be contacted soon.

posted by egghead on Oct 18

Associate Professor Egghead from LauBehHiut University has the following tips to offer:

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married – and now he is going thru hell.
3. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds : “Wife wanted“. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : “You can have mine.“
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife.” The poor man wrote back, ” I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.“
7. “What’s the matter, you look depressed.” “I’m having trouble with my wife.” “What happened?” “She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30 days.” “But that ought to make you happy.” “It did, but today is the last day.”
8. When she is 18 – She is a football, 22 men going after her. When she is 28 – She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When she is 38 – She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 – She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
9. At 20 – A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. At 30 – He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious. At 40 – He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy. At 50 – He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year. At 60 – He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
10. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

posted by Buaya69 on Oct 17

Buaya69 says… O_o”