Laubeh Inc

posted by egghead on Nov 25

This is also an exclusive sneak preview that we, the LauBeh gang offer to our readers (eyes see only, hands no touch). Since our club is so damn exclusive (by recommendations of all board members and need to pass a series of grueling exams), we’ve decided to give you (our readers) a tour on our best kept secret in our orgynization organization – Our exclusive VVIP Lounge.

A bird’s eye view of our entire VVIP Lounge (where we usually hang out for some cubans and alcohol beverages have our meetings)

Since air travel is our preferred and only mode of transport, it is not surprising that we have our own private runway as well (it was built by the same people who built the KLIA runways).

LauBeh Inc. currently own a 707 jet and a smaller luxury jet. Both of them fully equipped with state-of-the-art Air Force One technologies and armed with at least 2 nuclear ICBM, in addition to a few suites and one casino each.

We usually go around in this smaller but faster and luxurious jet to attend various important local and international functions and events.

This is our hang out and drinking place meeting room which has a clear view of our proud investments.

This cool Cadillac was donated by our filthy rich President and founder of the company, Willwolf to be used to carry guests or VIPs to our lounge occasionally if they who have problems flying (see how considerate we are towards weaker and poorer people!). We usually had them blind-folded to protect the secret location of our VVIP lounge. Otherwise, they might gate-crash and spoil our fun any time.

Ahhh… this is where we relax after some hectic smoking and drinking meeting. We have a 50 meters pool as well as a couple of Jacuzzi and spa. All the employees working at our pool and spa are “thoroughly screened through” and approved unanimously by each and everyone of our board members.

We are happy to tell you that our club is solely for members only. If you wanna apply for a membership, either plunk down a couple of billion bugs (USD) into our designated Swiss account or bribe all of us to get you in (since it require unanimous approval and all…)! You can contact us through our chief PR, also nicknamed Sotong (to protect his real identity) for further information, if you can find him at all as he is usually by the pool and Jacuzzi.

To the rest of the world, just look at us and weep! Especially to those in the Tigress club

p/s: we do rent the place out to our close friend John Trovolta and his beautiful wife, Kelly Preston occasionally when no one’s around to enjoy the facilities

posted by egghead on Nov 25

Wilwolf and his DF were watching TV when DF said, “I’m tired, and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed.”

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag. DF then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Wilwolf called out, “I thought you were going to bed.” “I’m on my way,” she said.

She put some water into the dog’s dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Wilwolf turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. “I’m going to bed.” And he did … without a 2nd thought.

Anything extraordinary here?

Wonder why “most” women live longer…?

‘CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL…… and they can’t go off any sooner than the men, they still have things to do !!!

posted by egghead on Nov 25

Hmmm… for many years… many people have been trying to figure out a way to keep their “papayas” from “dropping” or “falling”.

Out of the clear blue sky, orchard owner, Ah Wingz has came up with a ingenius idea and he thinks he’s finally got it! In fact, many companies have been approaching in order to buy over his “creative and yet innovative” technology!!

Since Ah Wingz is a life-member of Lau Beh Inc, all his innovations and ideas will be copyrighted and owned by the club. So for all money-making companies out here, you can liase with our chief PR, nicknamed Sotong for business opportunities!

We offer exclusive first-hand sneak-preview of our state-of-the-art latest innovation to keep your “papayas” from “dropping”!! (as usual, scroll down lor )

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Tang Tang Tang… Tang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Buaya69 on Nov 22

Buaya69 says… “This community message is brought to you by Laubeh Inc. Jom! Minum!”

posted by Buaya69 on Nov 17

Hot off the internet!

Go here http://eyeris.blogspot.com/ and download the Year 2006 PPS Calendar Girls. I am gonna make them into my monthly wallpapers liao. What? I need to check the dates mah, hehehe. many thanks to Eyeris and Erna

And then I wondered, should there be a Year 2006 PPS Pot-Bellied Calendar Men? Or Year 2006 PPS SexyMales? No? But I guess the next practical evolution would be the Year 2006 Hot SAHMs Calendar, agree? All Laubeh’s who agree to have Year 2006 Hot SAHMs Calendar, say “Mau Mau Mau!”

But due to lack of resources, we probably need to sub-contract to Lilian. However, she may just turn our idea into Year 2006 Hot Tigress Calendar! So how? For this matter, we seek the advise of our resourceful member, Egghead aka Sotong. FYI, Egghead has risen in laubeh rank to become “Auntie Killer”. Kudos kudos.

So having said that, us Laubeh’s have three choices. Option 1, make a Year 2006 Calendar of Laubeh KIDS, or Option 2, we go Midvalley and snap snap snap laubehuit pictures. Option 3, we send our Auntie Killer into the Tigress den. Frankly, I prefer option 2…. and then burn into CD-Rom.

Buaya69 says…”My Canon IXUS40 is ready, muahahahar!”

posted by Willwolf on Nov 15

It’s a black day. Wingz is under attack. It’s damn bad until we call it 11/15 attack. Just because he wrote something, someone threaten to sue him.

Like that oso want to sue meh?

Wingz oredi spend his money on hamsap activities liao la. Where got money to defend? To enable Wingz a fighting chance to defend himself, please donate to Wingz’s legal aid fund.

Support Wingz! A rich USD100/day pro-blogger is bullying a Rupiah100/day poor-blogger. Cannot let this happen to fellow Laubeh! Laubeh Inc, gather!!

posted by Willwolf on Nov 13

I was bored last Saturday and decided to go jalan-jalan while DF and the kids went to my PIL’s home. I wanted to go to Berjaya Square to see The Borders book store. I parked my car in the basement and took the escalator up, I saw a group of models standing there behind the main stage and wondered why they’re so plain like without make-up. I went to see the main stage and realized it was a make-up competition.

Luckily I brought my mistress along and took lots of photos. The models are seated together in plain view of the audience without their make-up and the artist is to work on their models.

The best part about owning a dSLR is when you’re taking pictures of the model macam pro feel because I went in there taking pictures from model to model.

The make-up artist have to complete their task within a time limit. The artist work on their canvas.

Add few more details …

Time’s up!! Time to show the artist’s handiwork. TADA!!!

From plain Jane to ….

… HOT BABE!! (Sorry about the blur pic. I was forced to take the pictures in manual mode without using flash as battery died on me)

Have to rely on the available lighting and manually set the white balance.

I felt great taking their photos. Surrounded by beautiful girls. Shiok!

The winners.

Oh, one more thing …. they really looked great.

So who else dare to tell me these pictures are a humiliation to female race?

posted by Willwolf on Nov 13

To the sick person who nicknamed itself GOD and left 2 moderated comments, your comment will not be approved because you are using God’s name. If you want to play God, go play The Sim2.

If you don’t like the way we write about boobs and asses, then why you come here for? Worse yet, why bother leaving a comment with fake email address like GoToHell@god.com?

From day 1, this specific blog i.e. Laubeh Inc is meant to be an outlet specifically about various sex related topics and to separate it away from our main blog. This will enable people who are not comfortable about reading sex stuff to read our main blog without the hamsap elements.

Please be reminded that this blog is to be read by matured and open minded readers. If you’re so unhappy about the lack of political correctness on women being portrayed in here, then please visit other blogs. Heck, you can even visit our main blogs.

Just like my previous story about 2 monks, it’s you who can’t even get pass your own guilt.

Humiliating the female race by posting appealing pictures? Phtuii!! You don’t even know the real meaning of humiliation.

Sexy pictures of women is nothing compared to real issues like wife beater, rapes, forced prostitution and discrimination. These issues still exist in our society and that’s the real humiliation because people like you put the wrong priority to look into and give excuses to justify your reasoning. I personally took plenty pictures of sexy women and they liked it because those pictures portray them as sexy AND beautiful. Heck, these women even complained about their own boobs not big enough or their ass not firm/round enough. So tell me, what humiliation and to who?

This girl wants to show off her panties because she feels sexy. It’s her decision, not yours. Who feels humiliation? You or her?

And this girl deliberately posed this way to show off her assets (I didn’t ask her to do it). She don’t feel embarrass about it. Do you feel embarrassed?

This model looks sexy and beautiful. Is she an embarrassment to female race? Maybe should ban make-ups and camera too because they’re the tools to humiliate females.

Cool, I get to reject moderated comment especially with fake people like you. Muahaha!!!

Ok, enough with you and STOP playing god.

Updated on 14/11@1:31am : The last 2 sentence was a bit out of place. I was too blur as I stayed up until 5:46am that night la. I was supposed to add in few more insults to the fella but too tired to continue. Anyway, the main message is I don’t entertain idiots using fake names and since it is unknown (because the fella has no gender), it’ll remain unknown. To other guys, sorry about this. Let’s get back to our regular program minus the assholes, shall we?

posted by Willwolf on Nov 9

image taken from The Star

Guys! Don’t just do it in bed, look for a new spot to do it. Who says Malaysia is rigid when comes to sex? Kekeke

You can do it in the toilet because it’s a “quickie” but don’t get caught like in Zouk incident. Muahaha.

If not, organize your own party. Orgy party preferably!!

Can do it in a bus oso. Take the midnight trip and do it in the backseats. More thrill mah.

You can do it in your car but don’t park at those garden/park because got MIB spying with night vision camera. Go find other place like carparks.

In front of camera? Hire me la. I’ll be your photographer. Muahahaha.

Let’s see ….
Toilet – done
Car – done
Garden/Park – done
Office – done
Alleyways – done

Wah sei, I still have a long way to go oso. Next, bring lover to the beach. Muahahaha

posted by Willwolf on Nov 2

This was taken on Monday night. Took me a long time to upload the photos. Here’s some of my pics. Hope you like it.

Scary or not?

Wah, this one looks like my tigress at home. Muahaha.

Kena bite oso look so happy wan?

No wonder! Got tongue action! I oso want to kiss her!!

Ini hantu mana mari ah?

Sweet young things cannot look garang wan la.

So which one cuter? Left or right?

4 beauties. No?

Another exclusive photos!
:willwolf: signs off!