posted by Willwolf on Dec 13
Wingz is selling this hot new item and he recommends it specially for the deaf and hearing impaired. You can even use it to get up after your one night stand without waking your sex partner.
You can get this item for only RM100!! It’s a steal!!
It’s a great Christmas gift too!!
Note : All profit proceedings will be donated to Laubeh’s fund for sex orgy.
posted by Willwolf on Dec 12
I’ve just found one special pub in town. I highly recommend to guys who love to drink non-stop. Best part is you don’t have to visit the loo. They built the loo at the bar for your convenience. Want to know where? Buy me a drink then I’ll tell you la.
posted by Willwolf on Dec 11
To those still-virgin-laubeh-wannabes, today’s lesson we will teach you how to call chicken (kiu kai). If you want to visit a kai-tau but dunno where and what to do, we’ll teach you for free. We even throw in a step-by-step guide.
Step 1
Invite any of the senior laubehs together and they will bring you there
Step 2
Pick a girl from the brouchure. If you see any particular girl you like, don’t be shy-shy. Let the papa-san know which girl you picked.
Step 3
Papa-san will bring you to a room and you just have to wait for the girl. While waiting you can do the following
- Dig your nose
- Light a ciggie
- Squeeze your pimples
- Exercise
- Flex your muscle
- Look at your didi
- Play with your didi
- Most importantly, clean your didi
but don’t do the following
- Sit on the bed like a virgin (even if you are)
- Don’t undress first. Let her undress you.
- Play with your didi until you come oredi (premature ejaculation)
Step 4
When she enters the room, let her know you’re a virgin and this is your first time. She will call the reception and make a special arrangement for you.
Step 5
After she undressed you, she’ll lead you to a shower. Don’t worry. She will bath you clean clean.
Step 6
Go lay down on the bed and she will do her job
Step 7 (important!!!)
Wear condom!!
Step 8
Pump boy! Pump!
Step 9
Ejaculate then she bring you to bathroom and clean you again.
Step 10
Dress back and she will change the bedsheet
And lastly, Step 11
She will give you an ang-pow because you still a virgin. REMEMBER TO ASK FOR IT!!! This is the special arrangement just for you! It contains real money which ranges from RM100 to RM1000. No joke!
So what are you waiting for? Call the senior laubehs now for appointment.
Terms and Conditions
Note : The pictures above was taken from another site but I’ve forgotten where liao.
Another note : If you fail to get an ang-pow, then it means you’re not a virgin liao. So don’t blame it on senior laubehs.
Last note : If you’re one of the dumb-dumbs who don’t read blogs properly wan, this is just a prank. So no need to give your holy comments.
Really last note : To those guys who really want to kiu kai, please think twice and don’t follow the above steps seriously. You can’t be that dumb, can you? Not scared of AIDS ah?
Really really last note : To the tigresses, look at the watch. *swing swing* You have been hypnotized. You will forget this entry exist. You will now leave this blog and go read else where. LOL
posted by Willwolf on Dec 10
Need we explain further?
Girls
Guys
Ooooo … painful
Submitted by Loc Kee Trading
posted by Willwolf on Dec 9
If a woman wants to have sex with a guy, she just need to say “Come fuck me” and the guy will turn on easily.
If a guy wants to have sex with a woman, he have to buy her dinner, take her to movie, buy her a surprise present and chances of having sex is less than 10% because she has too many buttons to be worked out.
See what I mean? So where’s the damn manual?