posted by Willwolf on Jun 13
Haha. You tell me instead coz I really don’t know.
Archive for June, 2006
posted by Willwolf on Jun 12
Question : What makes a man happy?
Answer : Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing Person.
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Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble
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Question : What’s the 7 most important quality to be a perfect wife?
Answer to women : Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized
Answer for men :Â In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
posted by Willwolf on Jun 11
Got this from an email. After reading this, I have to question this. “Are guys really that bad?”
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition or spirit to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that’s not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can’t “be friends”. A friend wouldn’t mistreat a friend. Don’t settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don’t stay because you think “it will get better.” You’ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who’ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn’t marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat You any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you,speak up.
Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man’s behaviour.Change comes from within.
Don’t EVER make him feel he is more important than you are… even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else’s man.
If he cheated with you, he’ll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending…compromise is a two Way street.
You need time to heal between relationships…there is nothing cute about baggage… deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you…a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals…look for someone complimentary…not supplementary.
Dating is fun…even if he doesn’t turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes…when a man always know where you are,
And you’re always readily available to him – he takes it for granted. Isn’t this TRUE!!!!!
Never move into his mother’s house.
Never co-sign for a man.
Don’t fully commit to a man who doesn’t give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Gee, it sure sounds like those Singaporean girls if they practice this attitude. No wonder Singaporean men want China girls la. Just joking. Don’t be too sensitive.
posted by Willwolf on Jun 10
Let’s say if you got a chance to go to China for a business trip, your partner, customer, or even supplier might bring you to a karaoke joint. They even provide you a female partner just to ensure you won’t get bored. You promised to yourself (ok to your wife) that you will be a good man and not to stray. Seriously, are you really able to withstand those little foxy temptation?
Not your taste? Ok, maybe a little fat especially the elephant leg. How about this one?
Got show half ball wor. Still too old looking? Ok next one.
Nice looking body mah. Still not your taste?
Sweet looking mah. Perky summore. Or this?
This?
Too sweet? Then this one la.
How about this one? One of my fav.
Still not right for you? Sigh
Then you’re either a woman or a bloody gay.
posted by Willwolf on Jun 9
Now, only in USA will you get these kind of bikini design. Hell, why even bother to wear one? Maybe it serves to cover the essential parts.
What’s the most important part girls will normally cover? Their nipple and pussy. That means it’s ok for them to show their butt. There’s another meaning for showing off their butt. It’s KISS MY ASS!!
To wear this bikini, the girls would have to shave off those pesky pussy hair or else you could imagine how ugly it will look.
Look, obviously this kind of bikini is meant for those super fit women. Those out-of-shape women better not even try or else we guys will lose our appetite.
Oh yeah, if you do not have the super fit body to match with the super mini bikini, then you could always use the moral excuse like “It’s immoral to show so much skin!!”. Yeah yeah, let’s face it. You’re just jealous because you can’t show off your body.
P/S : I myself do not have a super fit body or else I would show off as well. So now I rather keep quiet and enjoy watching only.