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posted by Willwolf on Jun 12

Question : What makes a man happy?

Answer : Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing Person.

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Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?

Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble

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Question : What’s the 7 most important quality to be a perfect wife?

Answer to women : Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized

Answer for men :  In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S