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Now, only in USA will you get these kind of bikini design. Hell, why even bother to wear one? Maybe it serves to cover the essential parts.

What’s the most important part girls will normally cover? Their nipple and pussy. That means it’s ok for them to show their butt. There’s another meaning for showing off their butt. It’s KISS MY ASS!!

To wear this bikini, the girls would have to shave off those pesky pussy hair or else you could imagine how ugly it will look.

Look, obviously this kind of bikini is meant for those super fit women. Those out-of-shape women better not even try or else we guys will lose our appetite.

Oh yeah, if you do not have the super fit body to match with the super mini bikini, then you could always use the moral excuse like “It’s immoral to show so much skin!!”. Yeah yeah, let’s face it. You’re just jealous because you can’t show off your body.

P/S : I myself do not have a super fit body or else I would show off as well. So now I rather keep quiet and enjoy watching only.

Yes, we laubehs know what you’ve been searching for …

I’ve received this email and thought of sharing with you guys.

From The Daily Bla-Bla-land

MAS hits back!! New cabin crew uniforms to stall Fernandes

Kelana Jaya, Tues – There are wide-spread rumours that the Malaysian government may be forced to hire Tony Fernandes – the successful head of AirAsia – as the man to turn around Malaysia Airlines, the ailing national carrier of Malaysia.

Malaysia Airlines, in return, has hit back, saying that the only way to beat AirAsia is to join them. Hence, they have announced – as part of a package to lower their operating cost – new uniforms for the cabin crew on domestic as well as international flights.

According to a reliable sourc e within the airline, the philosophy behind the new design is that with less material used, the airlines will incur lower cost. Moreover, it could help increase passenger load although the source refused to explain how.

The design of the uniforms has been passed by the airlines’ board of directors but has yet to be approved by the Ministry of Transport. The source added that some ministry officials have requested a chartered flight to Hawaii with a set of crew clothed in the new uniforms. This will give them a closer ‘look-and-feel’ of the ambience inside the aircraft.

Attached are some photos snapped by the source who was on that chartered flight to Hawaii

Don’t dream so much. We all know the above is NOT TRUE. So don’t be so stupid and ask Malaysia Airline about the new uniform even if you really like it (ahem).

Long time no update. Might as well do something to keep it running. For those hentai oyajis who like to watch Japanese AV, please learn more about the language to enable you to have a better understanding of the situation.

In another words, STOP WITH THE YAMATE!!! There’s other words to learn besides yamate, ok? For those who is still ignorant, “yamate” means “stop”. Therefore, it’s not wise to use yamete when you’re fucking your Japanese girlfriend because she will think you’re crazy to stop during the making love session.

So next time if you’re fucking your Japanese girlfriend (as if you can), then use the approriate word. Try using “kimochi?” as in asking her. If she replies “kimochi” then you’re doing a good job and do continue to fuck her hard but if she screams back “ittai” then most probrably you’re fucking her ass.

If you’re about to come then use “iku“. Better still, ask her if she’s about to come and use “iku?“. If she screams back “iku” then for goodness sake keep pumping into her and don’t come first. If she replies back with “Huh?” and busy reading shinbun then you got a fucking problem, literally.

Summary:
kimochi = feel, sensation
iku = come
ittai = pain
shinbun = newspaper

So to all of you sukebe oyaji, remember to practice more. Until next update, ja ne.

Ah, the days of visiting brothels are soon gone and now enters the age of internet. Now it’s home delivery prostitution. My goodness, what will they think of next? SMS service?

Received this from an email. I didn’t make this up.

Wingz is selling this hot new item and he recommends it specially for the deaf and hearing impaired. You can even use it to get up after your one night stand without waking your sex partner.

You can get this item for only RM100!! It’s a steal!!

It’s a great Christmas gift too!!

Note : All profit proceedings will be donated to Laubeh’s fund for sex orgy.

I’ve just found one special pub in town. I highly recommend to guys who love to drink non-stop. Best part is you don’t have to visit the loo. They built the loo at the bar for your convenience. Want to know where? Buy me a drink then I’ll tell you la.

To those still-virgin-laubeh-wannabes, today’s lesson we will teach you how to call chicken (kiu kai). If you want to visit a kai-tau but dunno where and what to do, we’ll teach you for free. We even throw in a step-by-step guide.

Step 1
Invite any of the senior laubehs together and they will bring you there

Step 2
Pick a girl from the brouchure. If you see any particular girl you like, don’t be shy-shy. Let the papa-san know which girl you picked.

Step 3
Papa-san will bring you to a room and you just have to wait for the girl. While waiting you can do the following
- Dig your nose
- Light a ciggie
- Squeeze your pimples
- Exercise
- Flex your muscle
- Look at your didi
- Play with your didi
- Most importantly, clean your didi

but don’t do the following
- Sit on the bed like a virgin (even if you are)
- Don’t undress first. Let her undress you.
- Play with your didi until you come oredi (premature ejaculation)

Step 4
When she enters the room, let her know you’re a virgin and this is your first time. She will call the reception and make a special arrangement for you.

Step 5
After she undressed you, she’ll lead you to a shower. Don’t worry. She will bath you clean clean.

Step 6
Go lay down on the bed and she will do her job

Step 7 (important!!!)
Wear condom!!

Step 8
Pump boy! Pump!

Step 9
Ejaculate then she bring you to bathroom and clean you again.

Step 10
Dress back and she will change the bedsheet

And lastly, Step 11
She will give you an ang-pow because you still a virgin. REMEMBER TO ASK FOR IT!!! This is the special arrangement just for you! It contains real money which ranges from RM100 to RM1000. No joke!

So what are you waiting for? Call the senior laubehs now for appointment.

Terms and Conditions
Note : The pictures above was taken from another site but I’ve forgotten where liao.

Another note : If you fail to get an ang-pow, then it means you’re not a virgin liao. So don’t blame it on senior laubehs.

Last note : If you’re one of the dumb-dumbs who don’t read blogs properly wan, this is just a prank. So no need to give your holy comments.

Really last note : To those guys who really want to kiu kai, please think twice and don’t follow the above steps seriously. You can’t be that dumb, can you? Not scared of AIDS ah?

Really really last note : To the tigresses, look at the watch. *swing swing* You have been hypnotized. You will forget this entry exist. You will now leave this blog and go read else where. LOL

Need we explain further?

Girls

Guys

Ooooo … painful

Submitted by Loc Kee Trading

If a woman wants to have sex with a guy, she just need to say “Come fuck me” and the guy will turn on easily.

If a guy wants to have sex with a woman, he have to buy her dinner, take her to movie, buy her a surprise present and chances of having sex is less than 10% because she has too many buttons to be worked out.

See what I mean? So where’s the damn manual?